Easy Ass Smoothie Recipe

  I’m leaving for vacation tomorrow, so I should be packing right now.  Instead, I’m going to blog about my lunch again.  And I’m going to give you a fabulous recipe, so buckle up. Here is how you make a good ass smoothie. You will need: Frozen fruit of your own damn choice Vanilla Almond … Continue reading Easy Ass Smoothie Recipe

That One Friend

It is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone has a friend who is trashing their own life. If you don’t, well, bad news. You are the friend. I think that in life, generally, we come across loads of different people and befriend a portion of the ones we can tolerate.  Some of them are neat, … Continue reading That One Friend

Cheers to the New School Year

I will never forget the way my stomach dropped when my mom shut the door and I stood in my new apartment, alone, for the first time.  The place felt cold, and empty.  Actually, it was cold- I had to turn down the thermostat.  But, like, metaphorically cold too. Whatever.  You get it. I remember … Continue reading Cheers to the New School Year

On Gender Identity and Respect

Unless you live under a rock, it’s likely you’ve heard about the lovely Donald Trump’s latest antic: banning transgender people from serving in the military via Twitter.  As it turns out, contrary to my understanding of how laws work, Twitter declarations mean nothing to the United States’ legal system. Go figure. The New York Times … Continue reading On Gender Identity and Respect

My Little Room

“Well you’re in your little room, And you’re working on something good, But if it’s really good, You’re gonna need a bigger room.” -The White Stripes, Little Room I adore the song Little Room by the White Stripes.  And, dear readers, right now, I’m in a little room.  But I’m working on something good.  And … Continue reading My Little Room


To my little, tiny tribe of followers, and any visitors: As much as I love my blog's theme, it's not doing everything I want it to, stylistically.  So I will be trying out a few new ones.  Please do not be surprised if there are several new themes over the next few days.  I am … Continue reading PSA

Five Minute Vegan Lunch

I have three hobbies: reading, writing/blogging (duh), and making food.  So I present to you a brand-new tab for hobby number three.  I’m vegetarian, so everything under this tab will be as well.  Lately, I’ve been eating vegan, and I’ve never felt better!  The only issue: making vegan desserts and meals.  It’s 100% possible to … Continue reading Five Minute Vegan Lunch

Things to do When You’re Bored

  Bake When I get bored, food happens.  Tonight I made a batch of banana nut muffins for no apparent reason.  Regardless, this hobby is rewarding as hell and really entertaining.  (If you’re like me and you enjoy randomly adding ingredients to recipes to “see it this tastes good”.) Power clean I do not mean … Continue reading Things to do When You’re Bored

11 Things I Wish I Knew My Freshman Year

College is really intimidating, and it's a huge transition.  Here's a list I compiled of advice to help you out your freshman year. Study in the library If I had any advice to give to freshmen, it’s to avoid studying in your dorm or apartment. I find I’m much more motivated and efficient working on … Continue reading 11 Things I Wish I Knew My Freshman Year